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Welcome to another edition of "Otter trashes his own work so he does better next time". Today we're going over Flashbang.

Standard warnings: the entire story is spoiled here, but yet again I wonder why you would read this if you hadn't read the initial story.

Let's begin!

Conception

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Basically, I've got one person who is an author, is still interested in ponies, puts up with me emailing him stupid snippets of scenes and then never talking about them again because I can't write, and responds to me. Present Perfect is a gem and amazing and I apologize for the nigh constant emails of random shit that comes into me head. (This is what happens when you're cripplingly introverted, but you still want friends. I'm like a

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Seriously?

Barry just STOOD THERE AND DID NOTHING?

Just LET THAT HAPPEN?

What is wrong with these writers?!

I am at a loss for words. Stupidity. Sheer stupidity.

So...apparently, Human Flash(and all of EQG, I guess) are non canon and he and Pony Flash are two separate entries.

....Huh. Okay, then.

This doesn't effect me in any way because:

1. My feels for bot have not changed and will not for some time.

2. I never really cared all that much for MLP's canon(if Hunters wasn't indication of this, just wait. It'll become more apparent in New Captain)

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Considering that they have similar coat colours, are guards, and have similar first names. Could they be related?

Here's the discussion links here:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212761/legends-of-magic-pillars-of-equestra/thread/388710/is-flash-sentry-a-descendent-of-flash-magnus#comment/6725371

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So season two of The Flash just ended.

The only motivation I have to watch season three is morbid curiosity.

Just how do the writers intend to deal with that clusterfuck train wreck of an ending?

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Season finale...... that was interesting. Zoom became the black flash. Earth 2 is safe. Barry changed the timeline.

I have a bigger question to this would the flash i Equestria or Equestria Girls universes face this threat.

Is there a dark speedster in the world.

Who would be the flash in those multiverzes. There r 6 to 7 possiblity that one of the manes r the flashs an perhaps one shall potray as the infomus Reverse an Zoom.

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WELP.

I didn't even bother signing up for NaNoWriMo this year. These days I find myself returning home from my Real People Job without the brainpower to produce more than a paragraph or two (on a good night!), much less the 1667 words daily to hit the arbitrary 50k mark.

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I hope none of you are too cross with me for not working hard enough to get the next chapter out but I finally feel like I'm on the verge of getting the next chapter out. I'm hoping by the end of the week or by Wednesday to have the next chapter out. It will be the It's time to get digital that will be getting the chapter but I have to give a little warning, this chapter is LONG for me. Normally I write about 2000 words a chapter but this chapter has already achieved 3700+ words and there is

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I know I didn't really update anything this week (I pulled around six thousand words out of my hat and spread them across too many different projects), so here's some irreverent, comedic flash fiction I randomly spewed on Discord.

Satan explains that the priest is in Tartarus for touching one too many children and forgetting to mention it during his last Confession.

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Flash Sentry, the waifu stealer everyone hates, is now dead, in my story "Ponysona 3: The Nightmare Hour" He was playing in the roll of Shinjiro, who if you don't know *SPOILER ALERT* dies in persona 3, and now, I have gotten to that part, it's a tad emotional (if you actually like Flash) and also satisfying (if you hate him) so go give the newest chapter "My Death (Flash's P.O.V)" a read

Okay everypony, if y'all are wondering this is my current orignal character photograph. Please comment below on what y'all think of it thanks.

Back when season two of The Flash ended in the most bullshit way possible, I was so angry at the writers, I almost didn't come back for season three.

Season three has been a terribly mixed bag, but up until now, it's kept me just barely interested.

Tonight's episode was full of SO MUCH FAIL that I'm done.

That's it.

I don't care anymore.

I'm dropping The Flash.

By popular demand, here is my entry for the 2016 Everfree Northwest Iron Authors competition.
It is in it's raw, unedited for for the authentic 'made in 2 hours on a cell phone' experience'.
Enjoy.

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More short fiction. Health's been absolutely abysmal this month, but I'll be back up to it tomorrow, I feel.

Not Safe For GhostOfHeraclitus warning, straight out.

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There was a tribe that wandered the grasslands, where each member took their name when they had become an adult.

One child asked the wayfinders, one night, as they returned from stalking by the light of the full moon, if anyone had reached the moon, so high in the sky.

No, said one-who-sees-in-darkness. Never, said she-who-leaves-no-tracks.

"Then that will be my name. He-who-touched-the-moon"

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There are many common depictions of the four horseman, Death, Pestilence, Conquest and Famine. They are nearly all wrong. Especially about the horses.

Death is not a tall, pale rider, though he is the youngest and the tallest of the four. Conquest is not a tall, brutish warrior-Prince, Pestilence is not a green man of oozing sores, and Famine is not skin stretched taut over a weak skeletal frame.

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Ha ha ha it's end of semester, all my assessment is due, and I've been too headsick to really function for three weeks now, so it's all hit me at once.

The only real writing I've been doing is for assignments. But I'm actually kind of happy with this one, so I thought I'd share it. I am, in fact, still alive.

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